Omelettes For Breakfast Again

Don’t bring your crocodile to the swimming pool
   Please, check your diseases at the door
Pay no attention to the heat, just be cool
   But remember that there’s lava on the floor

Can’t you read the sign, it says “applause”
   Can’t you hear the teacher calling roll?
The orphans should be thanking Santa Claus
   They say diamonds come from coal

File down your snag, stay in your seat
   Don’t be such a drag, gotta keep your poise
Have some courtesy, we’re trying to eat
   And your stomach is making all that noise

Don’t track your mess on down the aisle
   Your boots all caked in filth and mud
Watch your step, the janitor just mopped the tile
   And she’s tired of cleaning up your blood	

      Oh, 
      Life can lay you low
      Hey there, Humpty Dumpty
      How’d it go?

      But we know
      That’s just the nature of the night
      There is darkness
      For, there is light


Why can’t you sleep, Little Bo Peep
   Sounds like you should really grease your clock
Tomorrow you will surely find your counting sheep
   Never you mind the thinning of the flock

And you mustn’t see your shadow, Punxsutawney Phil
   Can’t leave your winter hanging around
Your day is too dark for a daffodil
   Your snow is freezing up the fertile ground

      Oh, 
      Life can lay you low
      Hey there, Humpty Dumpty
      How’d it go?

      But we know
      That’s the nature of the night
      Sometimes the view
      Is out of sight

      We know, we know, we know, we know
      Somewhere we know, somehow we know better